"I have no reason to "chew it up"; I don't eat from the Crock of Shit someone hands me in the first place."
"You may be surprised to learn that the majority of folks 'round here not only "chew it up..."; they SWALLOW the entire Crock, shit and all."
"Some of the shit put out there is so hard to swallow you'd think people would choke on it, but I imagine a turd in the punch bowl adds the perfect touch to the beverage with which they wash it all down."
"In fact, it may very well be that the Crock of Shit rivals Velveeta, Ranch and Barbeque as the fine diners' gourmet food of choice, while cavier is used as bait and having an appetite for Chinese food labels those who indulge it as political dissidents to be placed on a Watch List!"
"It's to be expected when it's commonplace, socially acceptable, even virtuous, for people to SHIT where they eat."
"Indeed, "you are what you eat" holds true, as evidenced by the high percentage of Shit-for-Brains and Diarrhea of the Mouth among certain peer groups wherein the Crock of Shit serves as the community toilet bowl the herd mind collectively fails to flush."
"Rather, when the Crock overflows, the shit is flung out the window along with the baby and the e.coli-infected bath water, making it difficult for innocent passers-by not to come up stinking."
(Citations to come.)